Dressed For The Season

Let the Christmas countdown begin!

Happy Thanksgiving

May your turkey be plump and juicy.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Thought For The Day

What if the cash in your wallet right now has been in a stripper's ass crack? Or worse yet, what if it has actually touched her cooch? Yeah, just think about that.

What A Coincidence

So all day today I was craving cranberry juice - why, I don't know, but I just was. So, on my way home from work I stopped by the store & picked up a bottle. I got home, got comfortable, filled a glass with ice and juice, sat down and turned on the t.v. Literally as I'm taking my first sip of juice, Leonardo DiCaprio is ordering a cranberry juice in a bar in the movie The Departed.

How fucking weird is that?

Mug Shot Monday

1) Failure To Appear

2) Possession Of A Controlled Substance

3) Driving On A Suspended License

4) Petit Theft

5) Domestic Assault

How much trouble can this guy cause?

Somebody's been to the beauty shop!

Drrrr, what did I do?

Some guys just aren't meant to have mohawks.
This is one of those guys.

I Said Cock. And Mouth.

Did you know there is a town in England called Cockermouth? It's true!

This Just In...

I find it completely hilarious that CNN & MSNBC both had "BREAKING NEWS" alerts on their websites today that Oprah was quitting her show. IN TWO FUCKING YEARS! How is something that is happening in TWO YEARS breaking news?

That is all. You may now go on with your lives.

Oh Kathy!

Some friends and I are going to see Kathy Griffin tonight. Yep, she's actually performing here in little old Boise, Idaho! This will be my third time seeing her and I'm just as excited as the first time! Such a filthy bitch she is!

Sex Sells

Johnston's Johnson Is A No-Show

Oh come on now - you didn't REALLY think he was gonna show it ALL, did you?

Bloody Mess

God, tonight I watched Inglorious Basterds & In Bruges & I can't remember the last time I felt so nauseous from all the gory violence. Christ almighty - way too much for one night.

Have Another Drink

Here is just one of the reasons I watch Intervention...

Mug Shot Monday

1) DUI

2) Obstructing & Resisting Officers

3) Exposure Of Sexual Organs

4) Armed Burglary

5) Probation Violation

I'm just gonna say it - us white people simply cannot do these
kinds of fabulous things with our hair.

Lip wax gone bad?

Santa needs a dye job.

Goofy. And hairy.

Birthday Bitch

Happy Birthday JavaJuNKiE!!!

Aint he just adorable?

Sex Sells

Happy Hump Day!

Smile

You'll be very pleased to hear that my visit to the dentist today resulted in no cavities.

Of course, I took this to mean that I am now able to fully indulge in the flood of holiday goodies and tasty treats that will surely be coming my way over the next 2 months. Bring it.

O-Face

Sesame Street Style...

Mug Shot Monday

1) Malicious Injury To Property

2) Failure To Appear

3) Aggravated Assault

4) Contempt Of Court

5) Probation Violation

Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Or Just Drop Dead.

Good God, where to begin?

Surprise!

All the hair to one side...very sexy.

Birthday Bitch

One of my favorite people, Miss Parker Posey turns 40 today!

Sex Sells

Dragtastic

I've always said a drag queen is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's good. Without further ado, here are some of the biggest train-wreck contestants from this past weekend's Miss Gay America Pageant...

Tisha Towers
Miss Gay Delaware

Tami Tarmac
Miss Midwest America

Symphony Alexander Love
Miss Gay Ohio

Onyx
Miss Gay Texas

Jade Sinclair
Miss Midwest America

Elektra Fierce St James
Miss Gay Pennsylvania

Dottie Pepper
Miss Gay Western States

Detra Pannuci
Miss Gay North Carolina

Chi Chi Ray Colby
Miss Gay Maryland 1st Alternate

Celebrity Starr
Miss Gay Arizona 1st Alternate

Have A Laugh

Mug Shot Monday

1) Petit Theft

2) Contempt Of Court

3) Criminal Mischief

4) DUI

5) DUI

I think floral arrangements really do make a big difference.

If someone has to help you hold your head up, you are fucked up.

Fancy.

Mr. Clean Cut.

Celebrity Skin

My favorite part of Cougar Town this week...

Nick Zano. Slurp.

To J*O*E* With Love

This goes out to the notorious j*o*e* - If you don't use Chrome, I think you should start, just for this theme alone.

Boo

Happy Halloween, you crazy bastards.

Good Gourd!

Get a load of this HUGE bitchin' pumpkin that Mr. J@v@Junkie himself carved!

Another Step In The Right Direction

Today, the President lifted a 22-year old ban on HIV positive individuals coming into the U.S. I had heard that this was going to happen, but what surprised me is that this effort was actually started during Bush's reign. Odd, but I guess Bush wasn't completely inhuman. Anyway, great news today and yet another sign that we're aligning ourselves with other progressive, civilized countries around the world.

Halloween Eve

Scenes from my favorite scary movie...